I have a confession to make. I was born with a rare disease called "Amazing." ;)
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the awkward moment when your mum congratulates you for studying...when you didn`t actually do anything...
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the walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no.
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That moment when you meet one of your friends parents and your like "wtf, why aren`t my parents normal like them!"
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that awkward moment when someones laugh is funnier than what they said.
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Stranger: There`s No "I" in TEAM! Me: Yeah well there`s no "We" in TEAM either...
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Editor: Why did you write the story on top of the envelope and send it?
Author: You asked me to write a Cover Story, that`s why.
Author: You asked me to write a Cover Story, that`s why.
-Momin
"I wasn`t that drunk!" Dude, you climbed up a tree & said- "OH GOD! Look how big this piece of broccoli is!"
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I think cops should yell "PICKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" before they taze someone
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That time late at night where you find everything hilarious. *sees a pencil* "Look! It`s a pencil! HAHAHAHAHAH"
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