My mom says I’ll be in less trouble if I tell the truth. When I Lie To My Mom & She Finds Out: Grounded. When I Tell The Truth: Grounded.
-unknown
funny facebook status
Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send £10 to me.
-Ash Happy
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 92,748 times, you are a weather man.
-Ash Happy
You have 3 choices in life: Watch things happen, make things happen or wonder what the hell happened.
-unknown
Simon says jump. Simon didn`t say land, you`re all out.
-unknown
"You deserve better" "Seriously? That`s what I always hear. Where the hell is better?"
-unknown
Boy: “Why did you send me a blank text?" Girl: "Because I’m not talking to you.”
-unknown
That moment when you go out wearing new clothes and none of your friends see you, so you wear them again the next day.
-Ahmed
Adele might set fire to the rain, but spongebob can make campfire underwater.
-Poh
"Do Not Try This At Home!" Ok, I`ll just try it at my friend`s house...
-unknown