Dear Sneeze, if you`re gonna happen, happen. Don`t put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely, I look like an idiot.
-unknown
funny facebook status
Admit It. When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of there...fast.
-unknown
Taking a bubble bath always results in a Santa beard.
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I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
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"H3yy, wh@t R y0uu dO!nq?" "Nothing much...About to throw a dictionary at your damn face."
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splashing water in your face like they do in commercials, & ending up looking like you just came out from the shower.
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When I die, I`d like someone to update my Facebook status "Hey, who knew they had Wi-Fi up here?" :p
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Girl : "What`s the price of this blue dress?" Salesman : "$400..." Girl : "Awwww....! And that pink one?" Salesman: "Awwww... + Awwww..."
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I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.
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"OMG did you get BRACES?!?!?" "nah, I just decided to bedazzle my teeth."
-unknown