*walk upstairs* "why did i come up here?" *walk downstairs* "oh that`s right..." *walk back upstairs*
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Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest. Nobody calls all day.
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Pulling out gum at school is like pulling out crack at a rehab center.
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When people ask me, `Plz` because it`s shorter than `Please`, I tell them `No` because it`s shorter than `Yes`.
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A friend of mine asked me, "What`s Obama`s last name?"...who wants to guess her hair color?
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I don`t know what`s more awkward, answering Dora or sitting in silence whilst she stares at you.
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lol = Drowning Man. *lol* = Drowning Cheerleader. Like if you get it.
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*Drives up to red light* *Red light immediately turns green* O_O Me: "I am the chosen one..."
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Wake up 10 minutes before the alarm clock rings. Go back to sleep just for 5 minutes. Wake up 2 hours later.
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"Oh look! The smurfs have grown up!" "Grandma, that`s avatar..."
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