Dear Forever, You didn’t last.
-unknown
funny facebook status
You are really fat..." "It runs in the family" ... "Nobody runs in your family...
-unknown
"I have a personal relationship with God." Translation:"I like to keep my crazy to myself."
-unknown
"Omg! You have grown so much! I remember you when you were just a baby!" "Umm Who are you?...."
-unknown
This is a "A" and "B" conversation so "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" and "F"s you up like a "G".
-unknown
2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I`m sober. Sober people, when I`m drunk.
-unknown
Dear Math Book, please stop trying to find your "x" just deal with it, they`re gone forever.....
-Tracy
Am always happy to see a black and a chinese kid playing together. It gives me hope of another Rush Hour movie :)
-Banele
When you`re home alone and you hear a strange noise & you`re just like (ಠ__ಠ) "WTF! WHO`S THERE?!"
-unknown
You`re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
-unknown