When I`m supposed to be studying, even staring at a wall becomes fun.
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funny facebook status
"What if ______?" "That won`t happen!" "I said WHAT IF!"
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Some girls are tan and others look like they went swimming into a pool of Doritos.
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If "plan A" didn`t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool.
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All Day: Tired... Time to Go to Bed: Not tired! (>.<)
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"HAHAHA you blinked!" "Of course I blinked, you clapped your hands in my face... Idiot.”
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I like Running like a gorilla up the stairs because it`s easier that way.
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Me: "I`m cold" Guys: "Shut up and stop complaining", Hot Girl: "I`m cold" Guys: "I`m so sorry! Take my jacket!!!! Are you warm now?"
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Dear Table, WHAT have i EVER DONE to YOU!!! Sincerely, Human that hit their toe.
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My mom thinks my friends are bad influences but honestly, I`m usually the one coming up with the ideas.
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