Dear Fox News, I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, Disappointed viewer.
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funny facebook status
How I see two inches :
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How my hair-dresser sees two inches :
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How my hair-dresser sees two inches :
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American presidents: ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☻
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Dear "cool people", They didn`t name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds
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"Nobody listens to me...." - Yellow traffic light
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I wasn`t ignoring you. I had to walk my turtle...
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Some girls need to learn how to control their WHOREmones.
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I`ve always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers and say "I bet you`re wondering why I`ve gathered you all here today."
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2 hour movie, 40 second sex scene... Guess which part your parents walk in on
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I think cops should yell "PICKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" before they taze someone.
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