Imagine having a teacher named Alejandro & whenever he calls on you, Just be like: "Don`t call my name, Don`t call my name, Alejandro."
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funny facebook status
My laziness is exactly as the number 8. If it lays down it becomes infinite.....
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Do you ever sit in class, look at people, and think about how disappointed their parents must be?
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Answering Machine: Hi! My phone is probably near me. I`m just avoiding someone I don`t like. Leave a message. If I don`t call back, it`s you
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I`ve always wanted to walk up to a stranger and hand him a briefcase and whisper "you know what to do" and walk away.
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Dear committed ones, Being single is my attitude. Never think that I`m not perfect for anyone. Sincerely, I`m too sexy for everyone!!
-Vignesh
Leaning to the sides when playing car race games, thinking it will make a difference.
-Bruno
"How old is your baby?" "36 months." WHY CAN`T YOU JUST SAY 3 YEARS OLD?!
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*washing hands* *sleeve starts falling down* NOOOO!
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That annoying voice your mom uses when she`s talking to babies.
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