That baby dinosaur noise you make when you stretch.
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funny facebook status
Gay people are such great dressers because they`ve spent a lot of time in the closet.
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*Wakes up in the middle of the night.* "Please don`t be 7am!!" *checks time, 2am* OH THANK GOD!
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On a scale of Voldemort to Pinocchio, how Nosy are you?
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Whenever I accidentally hurt my pets I`m like "OH MY GOD! IM SO SORRY!" And they run away and I run after them like "LET ME LOVE YOU!"
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My belly when i stand: ) . (
my belly when i sit: ( . ) ....
my belly when i sit: ( . ) ....
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The moment you`re laughing so hard and you try to stop, but you look at the person and laugh again.
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The purpose of a middle name, is being able to tell when you`re really in trouble
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We`re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap...
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Remember when we were young and couldn`t wait to grow up? Wow, what the hell were we thinking?
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