We all have a family member who think they`re a professional photographer :P
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funny facebook status
Getting caught in those, "it`s not what it looks like" moments. -_-
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what do i do when i see someone extremely sexy: i stare, i smile, and when i get tired i put the mirror down ;)
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Mom, I`m going out" "With friends?" "No, with people I hate."
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I wonder if the clothes in China say "made around the corner "
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Make the little things count. Teach midgets math.
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WHERE YOUR PHONE DISAPPEARS WHEN YOU DROP IT: 2% where you dropped it,4% 5 feet away from you, 94% Into another dimension never to be seen again!!
-Lexie
Things I do when I have to study: 1% = study. 99% = tell people I have to study.
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"Dude, she just called you lazy" ... "Oh hell no! Go tell her i`m not" :P
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I hate it when I put my earphones in my pocket ...10 minutes later I take them out & its like a damn Rubix cube
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