How do you know Asians robbed your house? Your cat`s gone and your homework`s done.
-unknown
funny facebook status
Hearing a noise when your home alone and are like, im ready to kick some ass.
-unknown
I HATE YOU ALLL!!!!!! GO DIE!!!!!!! I HATE MY LIFE!!!!
*After nap and snack*
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE WOOAHH!!!
*After nap and snack*
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE WOOAHH!!!
-Christopher
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
-unknown
Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You`re single.
-unknown
LAZY RULE: If it isn`t on the 1st page of Google, it doesn`t exist.
-unknown
"Did your mom drop you as a baby?" "Yeah, into a pool of sexy."
-unknown
Dear mom, how can you hear me mumble under my breath, but you can`t hear me yell, "WHAT!?" when you call my name? Sincerely, confused kid.
-unknown
That Rebecca Black moment when you get on the bus & don`t know which seat to take.
-unknown
Me: "Sometimes I like to talk to myself." Me: "OMG me too! High five."
-unknown