I wasnt that drunk! Dude, you were climbing up a tree yelling, LOOK HOW BIG THIS PIECE OF BROCCOLI IS!
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funny facebook status
Talk to the hand. If you have any questions consult my middle finger.
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Dear Tequila, I love you, but we had an agreement. You were supposed to make me sexier & a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.
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Dear Karma, Do some work. Sincerely, The ones who have been mistreated
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You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.
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Hobo- Whats the greatest nation in the world? Me- ...This nation? Hobo- No, a donation! *holds out tin can*
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don`t be shy, share your status with us. Challenge accepted.
-Bruno
Need an ark? I Noah a guy.
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iF ShE sTilL wRitES LiKE ThiS sHe iS tOo yOunG FOr YoU BrO.
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Dear strobe lights, thank you for making any dance look awesome. Sincerely, people who can`t dance.
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