Hey cool, it bends! *SNAP* "Shit!"
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funny facebook status
What does Winnie the Pooh call his Grandma......... Pooh nanny
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I have a new drink! I call it the Bin Laden. Its two shots and a splash of water.
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"Guys, be quiet I`m calling my mom!" *Person in the background* "Come back to bedddd!!"
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I don`t know whats more awkward. answering Dora, or sitting in silence as she stares at you.
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Hey I just met you, and this is loco, but here`s four candies, YOU GO GLEN COCO!
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That awkward moment when your friends are comparing bones they`ve broken & you`re just sitting there like "I broke my pencil one time..."
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Best friends = They know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today
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Ever wondered why there’s no window in the airplane’s toilet? Because, really, who’s going to see in?
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