We`re friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get on my boat and save your retarded ass.
-Olivia
funny facebook status
Buy a ship. Name it relation. Go inside and sit in it. You are in a relationship.
-unknown
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
-Dorian
Today I sent out a text saying, “Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?” 12 people called me…I need smarter friends
-Ronde
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
-Ronde
"Hey can I borrow a pencil?" "Yeah, but it doesn`t have an eraser." "Life doesn`t have an eraser." "Dude...that was deep. Here you go..."
-unknown
"THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN UP!"..."not with that attitude."
-unknown
"What mouse has two legs?" "I dont know." "Mickey Mouse!"
"What duck has two legs?" "Donald Duck?"
"No all ducks you retard."
"What duck has two legs?" "Donald Duck?"
"No all ducks you retard."
-unknown
they say that 70% percent of people doesn`t finish what they start. well i think that...
-unknown
Dentist: "Doing any fun stuff this summer?"
Me:"Agragaaaghagraggaa"
Me:"Agragaaaghagraggaa"
-unknown