Hey I just met you, and this is loco, but here`s four candies, YOU GO GLEN COCO!
-Aww
funny facebook status
Hey, I’m Dyslexic, And this is number, But here’s my maybe so call me crazy!
-unknown
Every girl is a ninja...It shows when someone touches her phone or her boyfriend.
-unknown
China is only winning in the Olympics because they made all the equipment.
-unknown
Who else finds it kinda funny that McDonalds sponsers the Olympics?
-unknown
I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I’d love to punch them in the face.
-unknown
i`m so poor that even i can`t pay attention :-P :-D :-P
-Akash
Of course gay guys dress well… they didn’t spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.
-unknown
The special moment when silly rabbit found there are supermarkets which sell trix
-Kirov
Doctor: "You`re having twins!"
*Blonde starts to cry*
Doctor: "Aren`t you happy?"
Blonde: "I am, but I don`t know who the second father is!"
*Blonde starts to cry*
Doctor: "Aren`t you happy?"
Blonde: "I am, but I don`t know who the second father is!"
-Alejandra