Grandma: "Why is there a piece of cheese on the TV!?" Me: "Grandma please! That`s Spongebob!"
-unknown
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*Hear footsteps* Me: "Crap!" *Shuts computer down and grabs book* *Mom walks in* "Hey mom!"
-unknown
"You go ask my mom." "Why!?" "Because she won`t say `No` to you."
-unknown
One Direction? Well we know it ain`t straight...
-Jacob
You always know you`re in trouble, when your friend is staring off in space and gives you a creepy smile.
-Lexi
Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did.
Person 1: Can I ask another?
Person 2: You just did again.
Person 1: I give up.
Person 2: You just did.
Person 1: Can I ask another?
Person 2: You just did again.
Person 1: I give up.
-Cam
When life gives you lemons, take it, it’s free.
-Jennifer
If a red head guy works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?
-unknown
"I wasn`t that drunk", "DUDE! You jumped in the pipe screaming "MARIO! I KNOW YOU`RE IN THERE!"
-unknown
Don`t steal. The government hates competition.
-Sonja