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says it`s been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I`m afraid to go to the bathroom....

I wish my memories came with "√ Save", "ﾒ Delete" and "► Play" buttons.

"can`t blame gravity for falling in love." ~ Albert Einstein

I am thinking ...I AM STILL THINKING why the hell Im thinking anyways its not my cup of tea

Or, you know.. DON`T text back.. that`s cool too.

Sometimes there is so much we feel... but so little we can say...

Life is too hard? Stop complaning and make the best of what you have

I don`t flirt. Its called being nice with string attached :-)

Boys think of girls just like books. If the cover doesn`t catch their eyes, they won`t even bother to read what`s inside.

My life is none of your business.