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i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me
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guys im literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me
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If you`re coughing uncontrollably, raise your hands above your head and it will stop!
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Have a stomach ache? Lay on your left side and rub your stomach in clockwise circles. It`ll help!
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rereading old messages can either make you really happy or really sad, there is really no in between
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when other people have their hands raised and the teacher calls on you
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Snapchat needs a option where u can save pics as a draft. I`m tired of deleting really good selfies thinking I could do better
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when you have the perfect insult but you don`t know if its worth the drama it`s gonna start
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When you`ve repeated yourself too many times and you`re trying to keep it together before u really slap that person
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Shoutout to everyone trying to get their life together. Working on yourself is the hardest part of life. Keep going, no matter where you are
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