Facebook status

Sometimes I wish my pets could talk.. Then I remember everything I`ve done in front of them.
-unknown
Speed up the process of hating a song by setting it as your ringtone.
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IF THIS IS YELLING!!!!!! ... WhAt ThE heLL dOeS tHiS sOuNd LiKe???
-unknown
Oh, you like all of your own statuses? Do you give yourself high fives too?
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"Believe deep down in your heart that you`re destined to do great things." - Joe Paterno
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I have a bad habit of reading a text and not replying.
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I hate when I lose things at school like my pencils, papers, and my life ambitions
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*looks in mirror* oh, that`s why people don`t like me
-unknown
A true friend accepts who you are, but also helps you become who you should.
-unknown
I saw someone make a status of "I can`t wait until 13/13/13." Let`s take a moment and pray for this dumbass.
-Olatunji