Going to your friend`s house, and just being like, "Bitch, feed me!"
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"It is the weight, not numbers of experiments that is to be regarded." - Isaac Newton
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Dear kindergartens texting on an iPhone, When I was your age, I had to use cups strung together by a string and pretend it was a landlines.
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LIKE IF: Accidentally typing what you just heard.
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If Spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
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The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one
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Housework: No one notices when you do it, but everyone notices when you don`t.
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Cure to my bad mood = Sleep + Food + Internet
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Just because you`re attractive doesn`t mean you`re my type.
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It feels like the longer the explanation, the bigger the lie.
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