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You tend to miss someone more due to the fact that you`ve so used to having them around.
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LIKE if you`re suffering from Facebook/Twitter Addiction Disorder (FTAD).
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If you have to play detective in your relationship, then it`s time to move on.
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*i just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread*
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It`s all fun and games until you see a picture of what you looked like in 6th grade.
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PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A freight train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
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If I can`t be weird around you... we can`t be friends.
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H.O.P.E = Hold on. Pain ends.
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I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
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The awkward moment when you trip and none of your friends are around to laugh it off with you.
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