Facebook status

I have a life, it`s just that 90% of the time it involves my couch and temple run.
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The first step to becoming an entrepreneur is by correctly spelling entrepreneur.
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"Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress." - Mahatma Gandhi
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"Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm." - Winston Churchill
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Today is the oldest you`ve ever been and the youngest you will ever be again.
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Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos!
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That awkward moment when someone tells you your zipper is open.
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No one can drive you crazy...unless you give them the keys to do so.
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I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.
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I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.
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