Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.
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Facebook status
I know everything happens for a reason, but sometimes I wish I knew what that reason was.
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That awkward moment when you actually have to explain to someone that you were being sarcastic.
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Breaking up with your Chinese boyfriend because it feels Wong.
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It’s not weird to talk to yourself, it’s just weird when someone else hears you talking to yourself.
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What`s that thing called when your crush likes you back? oh yeah imagination
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That one day of fame on Facebook when it is your birthday.
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Hugs can be really awkward when you aren`t really sure where to put your arms.
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If your girlfriend doesn`t like that bitch, then don`t talk to that bitch. Simple
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If ants were the size of humans, they would be able to run twice as fast as a Lamborghini.
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