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Me opening the fridge: "Baby you light up my world like nobody else."
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Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life`s decisions
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Ifyoucanreadthisyouareawesome!
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Facebook rule: Two chicks in one Facebook profile picture? The account belongs to the ugly one.
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That awkward moment when you go to take a sip of your drink and completely miss your mouth.
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I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
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You can`t cry in space. Tears will not fall down without gravity.
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I say "it`s her loss" but deep down, I know it`s mine too.
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when a girl says "do whatever you want." do not do whatever you want.
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"Sometimes I feel like saying "Lord I just don`t care!" but you`ve got the love I need to see me through" - Florence and the Machine
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