My mom always says, If you don`t have anything nice to say, don`t say anything at all..now you know why I don`t talk to you!
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True love lasts a lifetime? Explain my empty bowl of ice cream.
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This little ant on my kitchen counter is in a serious hurry. Where the hell is he going? I`ll keep you posted.
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Dear sleep, I`m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back.
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My girlfriend told me I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman... what a Joker.
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I`m single by choice. Not MY choice, but it`s still a choice.
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Channing Tatum put your shirt back on .. Said by NO ONE EVER
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I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.
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I don`t need sleeping pills. I have BOOKS.
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Spongebob: "Patrick, you`re a genius!" Patrick: "Don`t genius live in a lamp?"
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