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Don`t call the world dirty just because you forgot to clean your glasses.
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I don’t have time for people who think they’re too good for McDonalds
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Keep Calm because you`ll never realize how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have left.
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Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time?
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Girl: "All boys are the same" Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities.
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DO NOT text me while you`re driving cause im not trying to be the last unfinished message they find when your ass is wrapped around a tree
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That "oh shit!" moment when you lean back a little to far in your chair and then gravity takes over!
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If you`re not happy being single, you`ll never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it.
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A woman brought you into this world, so you have no right to disrespect one.
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If American Idol heard me in the shower, they would never need to audition another person.
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