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Hey what`s your email?" "oh it`s (gives your goofy email)" -laugh- "shut up, I made it when I was 12."
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LIKE IF; While Studying I keep Looking at my cellphone if any messages have come.
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How many facial expressions, do you have?
On a scale of
(Kristen Stewart -_-) to (Nicki Minaj O_o)
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Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, and laugh uncontrollably
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so done with you.
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Trying to read a cartoon characters lips is the most frustrating thing ever.
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"talk dirty to me!" "... mud."
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Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 8.
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"If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change." - Wayne Dyer
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Be honest with me. That`s all I ask for.
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