Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear..."Today has been canceled, go back to sleep."
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Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had.
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2011: I`m sexy and I know it. - 1836: I`m physically attractive and I`m aware of this statement.
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If you were a vegetable, you`d be a cabBITCH.
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Fine then. Don`t reply to my text. I like food better than you anyway.
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Today`s Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.
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like if you also find yourself *sits in towel for several hours after showering*
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LIKE if your left hand is touching your face or If your legs are crossed.
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The awkward moment when you`ve finished telling your joke and your friends are still waiting for the punchline.
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"You may delay, but time will not." - Benjamin Franklin
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