That awkward moment when everything in the shop is on sale yet you`re still too poor to buy anything -_-
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Facebook status
*a teacher goes on a date*
guy: can I kiss you.
teacher: I don`t know, CAN you?
guy: can I kiss you.
teacher: I don`t know, CAN you?
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If a mouse family ever stole my smart phone and used it as a flat screen TV, then I`m ok with it, as long as they`re happy.
-Arif
That awkward moment when your mother tells to wait at the cashier and when its your turn, she`s not back yet.
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Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture
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That awkward moment when you`re halfway through telling a story and you realize it`s a stupid story.
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Life always offers you a second chance. Its called tomorrow.
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That awkward moment when you slip in the shower and try to grab onto the water to catch yourself.
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Not trying to impress you..... but I can play the triangle
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Legend has it the "M" in MTV once stood for music.
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