You know you`re lazy when you get excited about canceled plans.
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Facebook status
Even if I`m not Liking..
I`m always here.
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Scrolling.
Judging.
Judging.
Scrolling.
That`s right.
I see everything.
I`m always here.
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Scrolling.
Judging.
Judging.
Scrolling.
That`s right.
I see everything.
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You`re at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I`ve never seen one before.
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This weather is such a tease. One day it`s beautiful and I think summer is finally here. The next it`s the ice age
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I`m literally so out of shape like Internet explorer could probably run faster than me.
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That lion king moment, when you hold your phone in the air to get a better reception..
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All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married. I`m just getting more awesome.
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Normal people:
- Sings lyrics
Me:
- Sings lyrics
- Sings backup vocals
- Sings guitar riffs
- Plays air drum
- Head-bangs
- Sings lyrics
Me:
- Sings lyrics
- Sings backup vocals
- Sings guitar riffs
- Plays air drum
- Head-bangs
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The closer you get to the bathroom, the harder it becomes to hold it in.
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That awkward moment when you have a coughing attack in the middle of class.
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