Like if without school, it is hard to remember what day it is.
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Facebook status
I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff.
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Relationships are harder now because conversations becomes texting, argument becomes phone calls, & feelings become statuses and tweets.
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Admit it, at one point in time you were attracted to a cartoon character.
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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money I`d just laugh and search with them.
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is Talking on the phone and make a tour of the house.
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You are what you eat. So don`t be fast, fake, easy or cheap.
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If you`re attractive and you talk to me first, chances are I`m very confused.
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Dear weather man....Don`t try and educate me on mother nature... Bro, just tell me pants or shorts tomorrow...
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That awkward moment when you`re walking out of a room like a model and your bag hooks on the door handle.
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