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Alcohol is never the answer... But it does make you forget the question.
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Most people make a decision regarding a person’s attraction within 3 seconds of meeting.
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"Police, open up!" "No, you`re gonna yell at me"
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If you want me to fall for you; you have to give me something worth tripping over.
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Sometimes you have to be your own hero, because sometimes the people you can`t live without, can live without you.
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By hanging on to old negative thoughts and emotions you are only harming yourself and attracting even more negative energy.
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I wish I could just install google in my brain so that I won`t have to study all the time.
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If the human eye was a digital camera, it would have 576 mega pixels.
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Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
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I`m not drunk... Floors need hugs too.
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