She said "Every Kiss begins with K", I said "To bad Ugly begins with U"
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Facebook status
Best way to deal with haters: Keep calm, and stay classy!
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If spiders ever realize that people are scared of them, we`re absolutely screwed.
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I wish facebook would notify me when people remove me as their friend, that way I can Like it.
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Looking at a photograph and wishing you could re-live that moment over and over again.
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Me after just cleaning my room: Wow I am never letting my room get messy again! The next day: Has anyone seen my bed.
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Homework: because 7 hours of school wasn`t enough..
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Ever had one of those days where everything goes according to plan and turns out great......yeah me neither.
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Saying "we can still be friends" after a breakup is like saying "Hey.. the dog is dead but we can still keep it"
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Getting married at 21 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm
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