When a girl says "Do whatever you want" Do NOT do whatever you want.
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Sorry, I can`t hangout. My uncle`s cousin`s sister in law`s best friend`s insurance agent`s roommate`s pet goldfish died. It was tragic.
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Adele: "I set fire to the rain!" Spongebob: "Bitch, please. I make campfires underwater."
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who is this Rorschach guy and why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting
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Are you made of Copper and Tellurium because you are CuTe.
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Me, jealous of you? Bless your delusional heart.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium? HeHe.
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Best way to get out of a text convo: "The message could not be delivered. Please try later. Error 226110"
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like if you also had that moment - "Mom.. Can I.." "GO ASK YOUR DAD." "Dad, can I.." GO ASK YOUR MOM.
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That panic moment when you don`t feel your phone in your pocket.
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