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Everyone wears their own masks. It`s up to ourselves to decide whether it`s the mask or the face behind the mask that matters.
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Years of education, solving tough problems, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
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Well another day has passed, and i haven`t used algebra once.
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Guys like you, are the reason they made waterproof mascara
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Bitch, you`re just as useful as a red light on Grand Theft Auto.
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That awkward moment when you`re in 1st place in Mario Kart, then suddenly something hits you and boom! 8th place
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I have 3 moods. - Skips every song on my iPod. - Lets the music play without interruption. - Plays the same song on repeat for days.
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If you forget to say "Pika" before you sneeze, you can always just say "bacca" afterwords.
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*Cooks romantic dinner for two*
*Eats alone, twice*
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Experience is the best teacher, only if you learn from it.
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