Facebook status
Ready for:
S un-kissed skin.
U nforgetable days.
M emories waiting to happen.
M eeting new people.
E ndless nights.
R eal fun.
-unknown
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices everyday, then why the hell isn`t anything free yet?
-unknown
Is your name math because i have a problem with you!
-unknown
Bad: Stepping in dog feces. Worse: Stepping in dog feces with no shoes on.
-unknown
Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange.
-unknown
On a test, Multiple choice?
More like multiple guess.
-unknown
According to a recent research, kids born today will spend about 25% of their lives looking at screens.
-unknown
"When the fight begins within himself, a man`s worth something." - Robert Browning
-unknown
#1 RULE DURING ARGUMENTS: If you`re losing, start correcting their grammar.
-unknown
If Facebook ever shut down you`ll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in peoples faces screaming "Do you like this?! DO YOU?!"
-unknown
