I wonder if Beyonce wakes up in the morning and thinks wow i`m Beyonce
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No I haven`t met Mr. Right yet, but I have met Mr. Fake, Mr. Rude, & Mr. Player.
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It`s funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if you get a F your grade goes down like the titanic
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It`s not that I need to manage my anger, it`s that other people need to manage their stupidity..
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Life doesn`t have a remote, get up and change it yourself.
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I hate it when I meow at cats and they don`t meow back. Unbelievably rude.
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LIKE IF you agree: I gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me.
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MATH = Mental Abuse to Humans.
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As soon as I wake up, I check my phone, hoping there`s a message from you.
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I’m a girl … Don’t touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend.
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