Admit it, you`re afraid to text him/her first sometimes because you feel like you`re annoying them.
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If they say they don`t care, it`s because they`re afraid to admit they do.
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I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I`m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
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I hate it when the teacher doesn`t erase the board COMPLETELY. The little mark haunts me throughout class :P
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"Shoot for the moon; even if you miss you`ll land among the stars." - Les Brown
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Pickup line for old people: Hey baby you better call life alert, because I`ve fallen for you and can`t get up
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I go for a run everyday....... on Temple Run!
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I am already ready for a nap and I haven`t even got out of bed yet.
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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
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That awkward moment when you put your phone on `airplane` mode and throw it into the air but it doesn`t fly.
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