LIKE IF you also sometimes make unnecessary sounds when you are bored.
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People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life.
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It`s ok to fall apart sometimes, just remember to get back up again.
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Sometimes I sneak up on my alarm clock when it`s sleeping and yell "HOW DOES IT FEEL B*TCH"
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I`m as single as a dollar and I`m not looking for change.
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Always remember that no matter how useless you think you are, you`re still someone`s reason to smile.
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me: *accidentally showers for 3 hours straight*
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Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before I go to bed?
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Son: Dad I lost my phone and it`s on vibrate.
Dad: You know what they say
Son: No, what??
Dad: If you like it then you should have put a ring on it.
Dad: You know what they say
Son: No, what??
Dad: If you like it then you should have put a ring on it.
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Me: *shaves legs* *sits there for 20 minutes stroking smooth legs*
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