Some girls need to invest in a diary rather than telling it all to Facebook.
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Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power.
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"Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever." - Walt Disney
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"They judge me before they even know me. That`s why I`m better off alone." - Shrek
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Behind every great man is a great woman. And behind that great woman is the great man`s bank account.
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I wasn`t that drunk. "dude! You put my iPhone in the blender because you wanted apple juice!"
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My heart melts every time I think about you.
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`Like` if you have/want/love ripped jeans. ♥
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"People don`t care how much you know until they know how much you care." - Mark Twain
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That moment when you hear a song that reminds you of someone, and you start missing them.
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