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Let me get this strait if the baby is still too small to have a heartbeat then its dead and not alive but can still grow? Does that mean a seed for a tree isn`t alive because it has no heartbeat. So that means all the trees we see are dead but still grow and all the humans we see are dead but yet they still grow? Then how is it that a trees life dies same with a humans but yet were at the start of our life were dead or as the doctors say "not alive yet." They always say its the mothers body her choice but shouldn`t that baby get to live because that`s its own body?
~Krystal Tharp

“What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller” - Mario

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from Korea`s long range missiles.

That awkward moment when you`re minding your own business making a milkshake, and suddenly all the boys show up in your yard.

That awkward moment when you haven`t held a pencil in 2 months and you can`t write normally.

That awkward moment when you`re typing without looking at the screen, then you look up and find out you haven`t typed a thing.

Listening to a censored Eminem song on the radio is a lot like having a conversation with someone on T-Mobile.

My girlfriend said she`s leaving because of my Facebook addiction. I didn`t like her comment.

Don`t be sorry. I trusted you. My mistake, not yours.

"I`m never drinking again." -Someone who will definitely drink again