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Take life with a grain of salt.
But don`t forget your slice of lime, & shot of tequila ♥
-unknown
Everybody has an addiction. Mine happens to be you ♥
-unknown
School, work. School, work. School, work. I feel like a robot.
Can`t wait until all this hard work pays off!
-unknown
Love is the sweetest feeling in the world ♥
Give me all of yours.
-unknown
Haha. Gotta love windows server 2008. "Windows can not connect to the internet. Would you like to go online to search for solutions?"
-unknown
I don`t normally do this, but like for a like?
-unknown
I swear to god, if I hear one more person say that they don`t know what easy mac is, I am going to cry.
-unknown
Dear parents,
We know money doesn`t grow on trees, so thats why we ask you!
-unknown
sometimes I cry when chopping carrots because I don`t want onions to think they`re ugly or something
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I say "it`s her loss" but deep down, I know it`s mine too.
-Asad