A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten"
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Dear fridge, I`ll be back soon. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry
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"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain
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The best feeling in the world is knowing that you actually mean something to someone.
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Don`t walk behind me, I may not lead. Don`t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me…
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Repeating a common word over and over until it loses all meaning and sounds weird is called semantic satiation.
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I’m a leader. Not a follower. Unless it’s a dark place, then screw it you’re going first.
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Like if you love how paper is warm when it comes out of the printer.
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3 things we learn in school: 1. To text without looking 2. To use "teamwork" on tests 3. To read your friends lips from across the room.
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I’m so jealous of people who get to see you every day.
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