please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful
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The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your MTN internet connection.
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"A man who has committed a mistake and doesn`t correct it is committing another mistake."
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Love isn`t complicated, people are.
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"Bro can I use your phone to call my girlfriend?"
"Yeah sure, just hit redial."
"Yeah sure, just hit redial."
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Don’t rush anything. When the time is right, it’ll happen.
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"I AM BEAUTIFUUUL, NO MATTA WHAT THEY SAAAAY!!!!" -The first piece of bread.
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"H3yy, wh@t R y0uu dO!nq?" "About to throw a dictionary at your damn face."
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If you`re a 90`s kid, you`re not really a kid anymore.
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The bell at the end of the school day is the sweetest sound ever.
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