Being single sucks when you know exactly who you want
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Facebook status
life is just about breathing and loving you
-Dwiko
That awkward moment when Facebook reminds you about your own birthday.
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Yo momma breath so stanky, she walked past a clock & instead of the clock saying, "tick tock" it said "tic tac"!
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When I see people jogging outside I like to drive behind them slowly blasting Eye of the Tiger for motivation.
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Yo momma so damn fat, she sat on an iPod and turned it into an iPad
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Being someone’s first love is great, but being someone’s last love is beyond perfect.
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Texting someone who doesn`t use emoticons is like being locked in a room alone with Kristen Stewart.
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“Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?”
I don`t know about you, but I didn’t learn that shit in fifth grade.
I don`t know about you, but I didn’t learn that shit in fifth grade.
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That awkward moment when you catch a glimpse of yourself laughing and realize you resemble a seal on drugs.
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