If you want to fly, you have to give up the things that weigh you down.
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The number of times I think “I don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand.
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For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth.
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Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly..
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Relationships are not like Twitter, you just can`t log in and log out whenever you please.
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That awkward moment when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of Australia.
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me + chocolate = together forever
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Don`t call me yours if you`re flirting with someone else.
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Real eyes. Realize. Real Lies.
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I don`t believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt...
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