If the argument ends with her saying "Fine" ... trust me, nothing is fine.
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Kiss me if I`m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?
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When One Direction meets LMFAO. 1D: "You don`t know you`re beautiful!" LMFAO: "Actually, I`m sexy and I know it."
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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? Single.
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A true friend will play ninja with you in the middle of Walmart and think it`s normal.
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That awkward moment when you hear something that absolutely kills you inside and having to act like you`re fine.
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Worst three words in math: Show your work.
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You`re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
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Dentist: "This will only hurt a little."
Me: *LIAR!*
Me: *LIAR!*
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LIKE IF: After watching two seconds of SpongeBob I already know which episode it is.
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