True friends don`t judge each other, they judge other people...... together.
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Facebook status
That awkward moment when you enjoy your burp because it reminded you the awesome thing you just ate.
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"Dude she just called you Taylor Swift."
"Oh hell Noo hold my guitar.. Wait, actually let me write a song about it first."
"Oh hell Noo hold my guitar.. Wait, actually let me write a song about it first."
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Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places.
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I have a life outside facebook I just can`t remember my password for it...
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The most beautiful people are the ones that have more to offer than just their looks.
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That awkward moment when you try to start a slow clap, and nobody joins in.
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Cut off fake people for real reasons, not real people for fake reasons.
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When you stop trying to find the right man and become the right woman, the right man will find his way to you.
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girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told "if he`s mean to you that means he secretly likes you"
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