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I wish one day you will read my quotes and realize they are all about you.
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A girl is happiest when she knows that you make her your everything. In front of everyone, every time.
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That awkward moment when you`re looking for your phone and it`s in your hand.
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Whenever you`re sad just remember that you don’t look like you did in 6th grade
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That awesome feeling when you buy new clothes & wear them for the first time.
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Admit it, you should be doing something else important right now, but you came to facebook instead.
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When I say "wow that`s cray" it means 99% of the time I wasn`t listening.
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When you really love someone, even if there are a million reasons to leave, you still look for that one reason to stay.
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Life is all about laughing and having fun. Be with someone you laugh and have fun with, because in the end, it is all about being happy.
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Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated. Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges.
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