If I open up to you, then you`re probably special.
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When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
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When people ask me "Plz" because it`s shorter than "Please" I tell them "No" because it`s shorter than "Yes."
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I don`t like when people stare at me. Unless you`re cute... you can stare if you`re cute.
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Hey girl, feel my shirt. Do you know what it`s made of?
Boyfriend Material.
Boyfriend Material.
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*gets period*
*starts singing*
If I were a boy...
*starts singing*
If I were a boy...
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McDonalds should have a 3rd window, where you can trade in all the wrong shit they gave you at the second window....
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That awkward moment when you`re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.
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Studies show that a Starbucks coffee tastes better after taking a photo and posting it on Instagram.
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I wish one day you will read my quotes and realize they are all about you.
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